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12/26/2004 01:48:38 AM
Holy irradiated Jesus Batman
Greetings Friends
Super happy annual gift man day time to all.
Dear lordy I just got a new Geico policy in the mail. The changes are mostly telling me that they won't pay me anything when Yucca Mountain explodes and subsequently melts me into my car, ruining the upholstery forever. No amount of febreze will get the stink of nuked Paul out of the 'rolla. This new policy addendum simply reaffirms in my mind that Nevada has been written off in Washington and this plan of madness is going through full steam. They will fill the earth with all the stuff Mr. Burns couldn't fit in the trees in the park and then just wait for something to go wrong. Soon, a windy day in Vegas could kill your dog, poison your children and make your skin blister off. Progress.
TFP
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