12/26/2004 01:48:38 AM

Holy irradiated Jesus Batman

Greetings Friends

Super happy annual gift man day time to all.

Dear lordy I just got a new Geico policy in the mail. The changes are mostly telling me that they won't pay me anything when Yucca Mountain explodes and subsequently melts me into my car, ruining the upholstery forever. No amount of febreze will get the stink of nuked Paul out of the 'rolla. This new policy addendum simply reaffirms in my mind that Nevada has been written off in Washington and this plan of madness is going through full steam. They will fill the earth with all the stuff Mr. Burns couldn't fit in the trees in the park and then just wait for something to go wrong. Soon, a windy day in Vegas could kill your dog, poison your children and make your skin blister off. Progress.

TFP

12/14/2004 01:14:23 AM

Soup for the soul

The X-mas party was what it was. Not too hot but then when your DJ has his frontal lobe removed what can you expect? Besides the retarded music selections it was nice to see everyone all guised up. The real party was later at NYNY! Big thanks to Todd and Sin Trav and Raul and Nicki for the hook up! Lots of good company and good conversation. The jacuzi was relaxing and we were all incredibly well behaved. I actually tried to go on a date this week and the results , well no more dates, not right now. I feel like I'm wasting peoples time. If I don't feel some kind of connection I'm sure as hell not gonna force it. My brother has been going through a dry spell himself, so we have decided to give e-harmony a try in the new year, ill keep ya posted.

Just a reminder Penny Arcade is still raising videogames for sick kids at ChildsPlay. Please visit their site, linked right on the side, and give till it hurts. Tis the Season Mo Fo!
Love
TFP

12/3/2004 10:55:15 PM

Roast with the most

Holy crap, I have some amazing friends!!!

Wed. The first was my birthday and I sort of heard whispers of some kind of party or something maybe but nothing could have prepared me for what I got. Griffin drove me to the dance studio to "pick up Irene". Low and behold there are like thirty of my friends standing outside lining a red carpet and cheering my name. Inside the place had been converted into a smooth lounge like atmosphere. I was placed on the hot seat and grilled by my best buddies. Barry dropped the powerpoint bomb on me. Todd let me have it on my spending sprees, Kerstan recounted our L.A. trials, Charlie(all the way from cali!) reminded people how much I hate to move, Doug and Irene pulled double duty on the mic and the dance floor as the presented me with an amazing interpretation of the cruel angel thesis from Evangelion, the greatest anime ever. Todd Bristow laid down the sweet jams on keyboard, Jeff rented the equipment and ran the elaborate av setup, skills got the projector, darren ran camera, and Michel Hartnet donned a tuxedo to play MC to the whole event. Irene gets a ton of credit for orchestration and pulling off a surprise and a half. I will never be able to thank everyone who participated enough. It really made my 30th something special and something I will always remember. My life has been truly blessed and each one of you who attended are a gift that I cherish more than any limited edition action figure in the world. Thank you all so much for the gifts especially those hand made items, Raul I love my Klingon drawing. Thank you thank you thank you. All of you inspire and encourage me to continue undaunted on the career path I have chosen, and I will not stop till IM in top, but you have already made me The Famous Paul.

12/3/2004 10:46:49 PM

BirthDish

247.5lbs.

Well like Homer J. Simpson said "No one gains thirty pound of bone!" So there is still much work to be done and I have not been doing it. I did work out tonight but I have to impliment some dietary measures soon. Qapla
Paul